When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.
“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”
Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
Another way to say “sucks for you.”
Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like
Someone who just can´t learn when to shut up.
Someone who thinks they can do anything, but can´t.
I swear if this raga-muffin little boy don´t shut his trap...
A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation
"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"
"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"