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occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.
oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go
Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie
Her favorite movies of Chattanooga sugar cookie
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
A little fag opossum that likes to suck on chime’s thick meaty schmeatums, and also makes out with him before eating out his big butt
Bro that cookie duster over there forgot to gag on my cock today
When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.
Leaving a stinky spot on you.
Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!
he is a fool and he always makes people difficult in cookie run kingdom and finally he get slap by gonger balls
Affagato is best face when he dying
Affagato cookie is a failure
referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.