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Crazy, out of control, nuts.
In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.
1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?
2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.
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Basic Definition: To annoy you to the point of getting pissed.
Sub Definition: Goat: The goat is a metaphor for your state of peacefulness. When your goat is with you, you are calm and collected. When your goat is stolen, you become angry and upset.
Notes: Getting someone's goat can not be a quick process and must be done by not being directly mean. The best way to get someone's goat is by means of clever annoyance.
SIMPLE USE IN A SENTENCE:
- I'm going to get your goat!
- I got Sam's goat today.
EXAMPLE OF INVALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff: You're a shitty guitar player!
Mark: *pissed*
Jeff was just an asshole. That does not gain Jeff a goat.
Pissing someone off with the intent of pissing them off does not gain you a goat.
EXAMPLE OF VALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff : Hey, how you doing?
Sam: fine, how are you.
Jeff: Good, and you?
Sam: I'm fine.
Jeff: That's good, how are you?
{repeat}
Sam: *pissed*
Jeff just got Sam's goat.
Annoying someone to the point of them getting mad does indeed gain you a goat.
COMMON PHRASES IN REFERENCE TO GOAT GETTING:
Taunts:
"Better keep that goat tied up! I'm gonna get 'em!"
Retorts:
"My goat is encased in a block of cement and buried beneath the earth's crust! He's not going anywhere."
Insults about the security of one's goat:
"Your goat is roaming around free in your front yard with a sign around his neck that says 'FREE GOAT'. I'd barely have to shake a stick, and your goat would come running."
Additional Note:
If the process of goat-getting is taking place in an email conversation, further taunting can be achieved by sending a picture of the newly acquired goat.
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When someone is feeling all happy and opptimistic, you take your asshole self and totally break his happyness, therefore bursting his bubble. Eventually, you will become known for bursting people's bubbles, and they will hate you with a burning passion.
Guy: Don't worry dude, she's hanging out with her friends. She's still faithful to me.
Other Guy: Uh, I hate to burst your bubble Editor's note: No he doesn't., but there she is drinking with that guy.
Guy:... Fuck you man.
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doing really well, doing extraordinarily well
Your always on top of your game.
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Not letting someone join in on your conversation or you don't want to tell another person what you are talking about.
Sally- "hey Susan what are you and Tommy talking about?"
Susan- "none of your business!"
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A term used on the John and Jeff Show that usually defines sexual intercourse involving the penis as the "jolly" between an old man and very young woman, but may also simply refer to sex and/or unreasonably extreme masturbation (jacking off).
1.)"I've been tired all day because I was rocking my jolly in the shower this morning."
2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"
3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"
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Watch what you're saying bro
T. slang that means relax and shut up
synonym for "nize it"
You better watch your lip dawg or I will tump you in da headtop!
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