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Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.

this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022


Food chain

The art of getting something ahead of someone else due to them having a higher socioeconomic status

E.g Skinny went to the toilet so I food chained his seat

I food chained a load of free pints the other night

by birdworm_tome August 23, 2023


goochy food

food that has been rubbed on ones gooch

Man: Yo bitch is this goochy food?
Woman:Shut up asshole

by derry lad January 2, 2011


penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018


Fooding

Half-brained cell word for eating; whenever Anh consumes nutrition

Riley: This dumb bitch says fooding instead of eating??
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022


Foodings

The feelings one has for the food.

Aisha you hurt my foodings by saying that.

by Nilesh Purohit January 27, 2021


Foodings

The feelings one has for food.

Aisha you hurt my foodings by saying you didn't like that.

by Nilesh Purohit January 27, 2021