Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.
Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!
The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.
Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”
A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.
"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian
Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.
Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.
Bonus Sadness
"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"
"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"
"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"
A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”
“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”