When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word
Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!
โข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โข someone who needs to touch grass
โข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies
1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐ข๐
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐ข๐" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐ข๐
I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing ๐ค Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
she is not feeling good (mentally and/or physically) and thinks you (S.O.) might tell her "I know you're not baby, what's wrong?" we may not tell you and might get annoyed if you keep asking but we may eventually tell you but we take your caring words to heart and it usually makes us feel better.
(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: (explains problem)
(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: You're right but I'm getting through it, thank you
(S.O.): Of course, let me know if you need ANYTHING
A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.
"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James
if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.
If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked