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A very small top hat you wear on your head.
Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you
Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour
The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.
"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."
"I'm sorry, bro."
Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.
I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.
A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.
Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.
When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat
God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.