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Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.
Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot
When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"
"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"
"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
To blow hard and firm giving an unusually wet blow job while the penis is at it's deapest point, causing a loud, quick, gurgaling sound.
Nikki dismounted me using her signature "Reverse Wet-Vac".
The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!
White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job
Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.
Term that Famous YouTuber Cashnasty/CashnastyGames says when he shoots a green light in NBA 2k and also compliments other YouTubers by saying it talking about their basketball skills
A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome