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An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?
This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
Gay beastiality porn involving male animals and most often a blonde haired pervert, documented, filmed by and starring David Attenborough or any other males named David with a surname of 7 letters+ and white skin.
Michael the perverted SOB: hey David I went down to the adult movie store the other day then looked in the Gay David porn section and rented your latest "documentary" *winks*, I can't wait to fap to it and hopefully triple myself!
David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!
Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!
A sexy curly hairdo. The type of curls that a good porn star should have.
Wow Barbarella, those are some damn fine porn star curls.
Porn up close. Not in a magazine or your laptop or whatever.
Last night at the club these girls were showing some face-to-face porn.
Why are you reading this far? Please go away.
Please don't look up gay incest porn.
The difference between regular porn and a porn scene movie is that porn is all about fucking,sucking ect. but a porn scene movie is just like a regular movie except it has sex scenes in it that are pornographic fucking sucking ect.
I didn't know this was a porn scene movie.
A video in which a man whispers Hungarian into a woman's vagina until they both orgasm simultaneously out of excitement.
"Yesterday I watched so much Hungarian Whisper Porn that I can now speak Hungarian fluently."