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The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
Kelly insists on wearing that disgusting "Crimson Purple" nail gloss.
Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.
Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.
Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.
Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.