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After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.
Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.
An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath
Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
"Ahhhh!"
Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Rules of Nature Lyrics
Verse 1
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath
Hook
Rules of nature!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive) For a while
(No choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive) With their lives on the line
(No choice) Out here only the strong survive
Verse 2
What's done is done, survived to see another day
The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
Ahhhh!
Outro
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Revengeance: RULES OF NATURE
Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.
In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy
Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".
*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*
Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
After a movie has been released for 3 weeks (21 days) everyone who has seen said movie has liberty to discuss said movie without fear of being bashed for spoilers.
Guy 1: Bruh! You spoiled the movie! I ain't seen it yet
Guy 2: 21 Day Rule bro, you had time to see it