a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers
- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three
A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.
Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"
Marty "Oh yes"
Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight
Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake
While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower