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super saiyan boner

having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)

Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.

by Goku boner January 27, 2014

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Super Bowl XLIX

Arguably one of the best Super Bowls to date, Super Bowl XLIX (49) pitted the NFC Champion Seattle Seahawks against the AFC Champion New England Patriots, each playing for the right to become the sole champion of the 2014 NFL Season.

Pregame: Deflategate controversy, Bill Belichick's flip flops, "I'm Just Here so I Won't Get Fined." That's all you need to know.

Coin Toss: Seattle wins the toss. NE receives the ball first.

Qtr 1: Neither team scores. Tom Brady gets intercepted by Jeremy Lane.

Score: NE 0 | SEA 0

Qtr 2: NE: Brady touchdown pass to Brandon LaFell.

SEA: Run-in touchdown by Marshawn Lynch.

NE: Brady to Rob Gronkowski touchdown (and spike).

SEA: Touchdown pass from Russell Wilson to Chris Matthews.

Score: NE 14 | SEA 14

Halftime: Katy Perry sings & rides on things.

Qtr 3: SEA: Steven Hauschka field goal.

SEA: INT by Bobby Wagner leads to touchdown pass from Wilson to Doug Baldwin. Ten points now separate the two teams.

Score: NE 14 | SEA 24

Qtr 4: NE: Short touchdown reception from Brady to Danny Amendola.

NE: Julian Edelman catches Brady's pass for a touchdown.

Final Moments: SEA: Jermaine Kearse makes a deflected/bobbled catch at the 5-yard line.

NE: Rookie corner Malcolm Butler makes game-winning interception, creating one of the best (or worst, whichever way you look at it) game-ending plays in Super Bowl history. SEA coach Pete Carroll is later criticized for the call.

Final Score: NE 28 | SEA 24

Super Bowl XLIX is arguably one of the most exciting Super Bowls to date. On the contrary, most of its $4.5 million-dollar commercials weren't nearly as fun to watch.

Notes: Tom Brady won his fourth Super Bowl in 14 years, and his third Super Bowl MVP.

With this win, Brady is now tied with Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw for most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback.

Brady also holds the record for the most career touchdown passes in the Super Bowl, as well as most Super Bowl appearances.

Brady and Belichick further heightened their records for most career playoff wins.

The Patriots became the first team to win a Super Bowl after being down by 10 points in the fourth quarter.

As of 2015, this was the most-watched Super Bowl to date.

by BCB5 February 5, 2015

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Super Saiyan 4

This is one of the two Super Saiyan levels that do not appear in the original manga. The Super Saiyan 4 form can only be reached after transforming into a Golden Oozaru and then gaining conscious control over the form. In order to become an Oozaru the Saiyan tail must be fully extended. This form was first achieved by Goku when battling Bebi.

In this form the Saiyan's hair changes color (in Goku's case it turned black again, and Vegeta's orignal hair color has a tint of brown in it), the tail is present (due to the necessity of transforming into an Oozaru before taking this form) and the body and tail are covered in some shade of red fur. A Saiyan in this form also possesses a red shadow trim around the eyes and over the eye lids. The hair is lengthened and grows wild and untamed. This form, like Super Saiyan 3, can only be maintained for short periods of time. Only Elder Kai knew of Super Saiyan 4 and its abilities.

This form has the characteristics of a basic humanoid Saiyan and the "Ape"'s characteristics. This is why this form has natural color hair with Ape's fur and tail. This form harnesses the brute power of the Oozaru in the conscious hands of a Saiyan. Super Saiyan 4 is only possible for pure-blood Saiyans. This means Gohan, Trunks and any other half-breeds cannot reach this form. Vegeta, who was missing his tail, used a Blutz Wave emitting device made by Bulma (Bruits Waves in the Japanese version, a pun on 'brute' and 'fruits') to aid his first transformation.

"I'm amazed at how strong I've become." "At long last, I've ascended." - Goku and Vegeta on transforming into Super Saiyan 4

by mooses October 2, 2006

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super fucking badass

somone who is really badass and too legit to quit.

Vince Bruno is super fucking badass! I wish I was him!

by reghdhsgfh December 8, 2009

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spicy super wets

when a dirty mexican goes down on you after eating fire hot sauce or habanero

Michelle is a dirty bitch that likes spicy super wets

by Dr.Dino December 12, 2011

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super pro unit

in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm

"I whipped out my super pro unit the other day and you know all the ladies was like "DAMN!"

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


super smash sex

Sexual intercourse somehow brought on by Super Smash Bros.

Me and that chick started having super smash sex after playing Super Smash Bros together.

by Jeff!!! March 6, 2008

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