A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock
“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”
A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut
“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”
This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!
Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?
It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.
“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”
Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.
"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."