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Where a white person will be the minority, and discriminated against by anyone not white.
I was kicked out of a party at Case Western Reserve University because I'm not a brown person.
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An excellent institution of higher learning in the midwest, currently in the process of building its national image. Under the leadership of President Edward Hundert, the leading research university has begun a push to become the world's most powerful learning environment. With prestigious graduate schools (including medicine, law, dentistry, and engineering, which consistently rank among the top in the nation) and a faculty that are top researchers in their field, Case provides an amazing stepping stone undergraduate experience for science and engineering students, while at the same time providing an array of other departments in the College of Arts & Sciences as well.
While the conventional stereotype of Case students is the computer nerd, it is very possible to have an involved and enjoyable social life on campus--but beware the massive amounts of schoolwork. The course load is extensive and very challenging. Located in an urban Cleveland setting, students are close to many popular spots like the Flats, Warehouse District, Legacy Village, Tower City, Jacobs Field, etc., when they do find the time to go out. Also situated next to charming Little Italy and funky Coventry Village, two wonderful choices for delicious food and cool shops, not to mention the fine University Circle institutions (including Severance Hall, the Cleveland Museum of Art, Botanical Gardens, etc.) that are mostly free of charge with Case ID.
Case Western Reserve University is on a mission to become the most powerful learning environment in the world.
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1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"
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Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.
The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.
The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
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A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.
Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.
Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.
"Whats going on this weekend"
"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."
GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"
GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."
Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"
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Southern New hampshire University, where to begin. We could start with the shere fact that is is completely isolated from any type of quazi normal civilization. It's nearest attraction boasts a one story shoping plaza complete with quaint candy corner and the ever popular EB games. Or we could begin to discuss the campus's complete and total lack of feminine grace and charm. If girls with protruding chins, making them most closely resemble the horse strikes your fancy, then the long agonizing drive to SNHU would be well worth your while. Or, if during those romantic lip locking occations you enjoy a harsh and stiff metalic barrier accross the kanines, then you should surely visit this retainer friendly campus. The female student body here has taken webshots to a whole different level with the inticing foe puke picture. Have you ever had that overwhelming urge to fake your own hang over? Ok, well you probably have not, however, upon entering SNHU, the urge will overtake you, and you will suddenly find yourself in a bathroom stall, hugging the porcelean bowl, hair pulled back, face in anguish, staging your own regurgitation. Clearly this and other acts of randomness and idiocracy are turn ons to the rough and rugged NH male, come on now...ladies is pimps too right?...Wrong! Another favorite pass time here at SNHU is taking on multiple personas in the form of IM screen names...come on, who doesn't want to keep up with several aways, profiles and chats? Maybe the multiple persona angle isn't for you, but please, have no fear, SNHU is fully capable of catering to your needs, perhaps you'd enjoy sending anonymous IMs to your friends buddies from home? However, certain students(Jason) here lack, how shall we put it....intelect? For future reference my dear, please erase the profile, it's almost rude to have such a hearty laugh at your expense. So, how about it? Want to visit this amazing college, complete with female Mr. Ed look-likes? Hmm, perhaps not, however, please keep in mind that there is one very large plus to visiting this campus. Once you have ventured into the woods of NH to soak up the SNHU experience....you can rest assured that for the rest of your life you will forever be moving up in the world, because after this experience, you know that the worst event in your life is behind you!
Southern New Hampshire University is full of girls resembling horses, as well as boys(Jason) so ungifted in the area of intelect, that it's actually frightening.
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One of the "top" schools (though horrible school standard in terms of world rank) in the Katipunan area. Ateneo is for flirty girls from ICA and average IQ Xavier boys and some mix of others from not so famous high schools.
Ateneo's standard has long been ruined since the feeling-social girls would speak improper English out loud where ever they go, esp when they shop in 168 shopping mall.
Ateneans refer to anyone who pretend they can't understand tagalog and would speak in tagalog-accent English. Furthermore, Ateneo is the breeding ground of desperate kids from middle class who tried so hard to stand out when in fact, they are all just clones of each other, both in terms of personality and behavior.
O my gosh, the pood last night was so good. We should go again tomolo. And O, I am from Ateneo de Manila University located in the armpit of Katipunan.
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