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used by middle schoolers to skirt saying 'dildo'
person1: bro she was talking about her purple tower...
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-
A girl that is the happy-go-lucky type and is always optimistic. She is so optimistic in fact it gets to the point where it gets so annoying that you just want to shoot her in the face.
Person 1: Who's that optimistic girl over there?
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.
Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi
I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now
Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.
Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
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A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!
Kelly insists on wearing that disgusting "Crimson Purple" nail gloss.