Hello im peppa pig Oink, this is my little brother george oink, this is mommy pig OInk! And this is daddy pig OINK
A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it
I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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the little bitch at the lunch table that throws away everyone else’s shit. Typically this individual is the bottom of the friend group food chain ame every other individual at the lunch table instinctively piles their trash onto the trash pigs tray.
Matheus you’re the trash pig. Shutup you stupid bitch and throw my shit away.
A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.
Matheus you’re the trash pig, so shut up stupid bitch and throw my shit away.
Someone who constantly asks for copious amounts of pics to confirm your identity. Usually a common trait for men on hookup apps like grindr who are trying to hook up for the first time, nervous or just want candid shots of a dude's undercarriage
This pic pig keeps hitting me up for nudes and I've already sent him five!