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Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!
What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em
A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.
Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.
"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"
When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.
I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.
When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood
Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.