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Ghetto Bird is a community situated in Edmonton Alberta. In Ghetto bird there are many gangsters and alot of shit goes down. There is one crazy gang called the Ghetto Bird NGR's. This gang will go an shoot up you house or light you on fire for no reason. The NGR's Rock Yellow flags, They sell drugs an carry guns.
yo bra watch out for those ghetto bird ngrs they'll put 3 in yo head
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the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
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when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it
i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much
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One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.
The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.
Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.
"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
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When you jizz on someones face to wake them up
Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!
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When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.
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1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
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Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
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