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A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”
Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!
Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
The act of defecating in a bedroom.
Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.
I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!
what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"