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1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day
1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water
A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.
Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.
This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*
Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.
Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD
Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS
Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu
"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey
:DD
settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....
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You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)
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When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.
Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.
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