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Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.

"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."

by 39TWA07 September 26, 2020


maple wet nuts

sucking the balls of a canadian dude

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.

by ccandstees March 23, 2011


santa's wet dream

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

by Santa's Baby December 10, 2018


Wet Like Watta

Term that Famous YouTuber Cashnasty/CashnastyGames says when he shoots a green light in NBA 2k and also compliments other YouTubers by saying it talking about their basketball skills

"That man wet like watta man"

by DarkLxrd August 28, 2020


Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.

Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021


Reverse wet dream

Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.

Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot

by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019


Wet Toe Bin

When someone dreams of you being pregnant, You then throw the baby in the bin.

did you hear about Jacob, he had a Wet Toe Bin about me last night.

by TheFancyPineapple April 07, 2022