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1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.
2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.
3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"
Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.
usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
A half-gallon of Wawa Lemonade Tea.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
(me): "Hey man, just got my jug o' sip!" ::loudly slaps the side of the jug::
(you): "Sweeeeet!"
The boss with whom a kind of unwitting intimacy springs up because he/she is one of those people who doesn’t get the concept of personal space, i.e. he/she comes too close when talking, and tends to brush shoulders when walking side by side.
“OMG, my hand was on the back of the chair when he leaned in!
He is so "the boss-o'-me"!
When the sweat on your back, seeps through your shirt and imprints a face, resembling a jack-o'-lantern.
Look at the back-o'-lantern on that guy!
Dude, get a new shirt, you have a back-o'-lantern!
A male who has created a Duggar amount of offspring that usually takes two men to create. Very fertile. A female has been known to get pregnant by using his toothbrush.
Barrett: Did you hear that Tim had another baby?
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix