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The most anticipated game for the past 14 years in which the release date was pushed back for 3 years and was the biggest disappointment in a kingdom hearts game ever.
There were no Final Fantasy Characters except for like 2, unlike the other games, and the difficulty level was targeted towards 11 year olds who never played the original.
*3 shadows spawn*
My Reaction Commands: does a whole ass magic spell that causes fire to pour down and ends up hitting Donald instead of the 3 heartless*
Me: welp, what else can we expect from Kingdom Hearts 3
Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!
For two friends to consume a 26 ounce bottle of liqour in 3 drinks each.
k i got a bottle of Wisers... Head over for a 3 drink betty?
Spy Kids: Sylvester Stallone!!! How Did You Get In Here?
Sylvester Stallone: Oh Don't mind me kids i was just lookin for a movie to be in. ever since my Wife divorced me and took most of my money
Spy Kids: Oh Well.... You Can Be In Our Next Movie!
Sylvester Stallone: YES FINALLY BEAT THAT ARNOLD!!!
and that is the story of why Sylvester Stallone was in Spy Kids 3
Why Isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger In Spy Kids 3?
When you and 2 of your buddies celebrate a good game of darts, and you do a “3-way knuck”. A fist bump between 3. A rare simultaneous connection of knuckles felt between each individual.
After our game of countdown, we did a 3-way knuck to celebrate the game.
When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.