Random
Source Code
Random
"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"
A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!
Kermit: *jumps off a building*
The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!
The most feminine drink on earth.
Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!
Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon