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Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.
Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.
“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”
“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”