Someone who is easy to find in life but hard to find on the internet. Always blames things on Harper
Guy 1: I can't find anything on this guy online but I always run into him in person
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault
someone who is so rattled you can always see their ribcage
person 1:
Ben your so skinny, jizzy Jenny is a cum guzzler
Skinny ben:
mate im so rattled my team lost to Fiji yesterday because Tate mcdermott couldn't catch a cold
person 1:
get out of your cardboard box and have a shower
skinny ben:
we already discussed that I cannot afford a shower, anyway the water pressure would break my neck
person 1:
skinny cunt.
Absolute stupid pikey cunt that seems to think he’s not stupid when he is completely idiotic
Dion shread is such a ben Hempshall today man
Ben and bree are the perfect couple! Whenever they walk into a room everyone knows what’s up. They love eachother unconditionally and will be together forever
Friends: “ben and bree in the house!”