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Some arbitrary, far away place.
Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".
My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt
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A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass
i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"
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Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.
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going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE
gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
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A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole
You have a clostered bum hole
The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.
"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"