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The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.
I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.
When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
When you crack a good joke that causes someone to involuntarily chuckle for an extended time after.
I see that Emily is feeling that after-burn effect; she can't stop laughing!
Any savage / sarcastic / funny AF reply to an overly-sensitive pansy, made publicly, to make them feel like an idiot.
"Dude, did you see Brian's savage AF reply to that sensitive-ass, Mark's, Twitter rant? He BOYER-BURNED the shit out of that retard!"
A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
When you smoke marijuana while driving a car with a group of friends
friend 1: what are we doing tonight??
friend 2: theres nothing going on.
friend 1: lets just roll n burn in Jon's car.
friend 2: FUCK YAAA