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bubble monkey

a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.

i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.

by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


urban monkey

A derogatory term referring to that of people of african decent.

Fucking urban monkeys always 'hangin' with thier fucking other urban ruffians.

by You Neek August 3, 2005

19πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


black monkey

alex’s dad

Me: who’s that black monkey
Alex: it’s my dad

by hehehjrjejej December 3, 2019

19πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Man

1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.

"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"

by The Mighty Pornus May 29, 2006

18πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


northern monkey

Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.

Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...

Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.

Stew (with a C) is a typical Northern Monkey.

by Stew with a C July 27, 2006

61πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


monkey butt

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

by Chris Anderson May 27, 2003

157πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.

Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.

by CJustcallmeC December 8, 2014

52πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž