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Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019


Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023


Downlands College

Can't beat toowoomba grammar in anything, bad at all sport

Him: "I go to Downlands College"
You: "fuck off"

by yhdujskjdfhsjdk August 11, 2022


Dubai college

School in dubai with the hottest boys

Boy: omg look its a hot boy in dubai college
Hot boy: smiles
Boy: omg senpai noticed me

by Not Lil Sivi July 17, 2022


Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.

Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault

by Slahser October 3, 2023


Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.

Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024


Occidental College

A private liberal arts school in Los Angeles. A place where overprivileged white preps pretend to be quirky and leftist while their parents pay for their $80,000/year bill. Preaches equity and diversity while being one of the most expensive colleges in America and failing to provide any support for the few students of color.

The University of Spoiled Children? That's Occidental College.

Ted has a 4.0 GPA and comes from a family in the bottom 50% of income earners. Instead of giving Ted a scholarship, Occidental told him to "Go fuck yourself".

by WolfOfTerchová October 24, 2023