Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

dad

he left.

Dad is different than daddy, one loves you

Dad

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him

A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.

Dad

A man who supposed to be their daughter first love.. a man who supposed to heal their child.. a man who supposed to always be there for his wife and child.. a man who supposed to love his wife and child with all his heart.. a man who supposed to be hero to his family..

Too bad not all 'dad' can do that..

Child : mom where's dad?
Mom : honey.. we divorced..
Child : oh..