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A game were you and your friends play as survivor trying to get out of a zombie apocalypse alive. There are four characters, Bill, Zoe, Francis (the best) and of course Louis the black guy that always dies. There is also a Versus mode which is basically the same thing except your trying to beat the other teams score and the teams take turns playing as zombies and humies.
Bill: Francis shut the fuck up!
Francis: i hate hospitals, doctors, boat lawyers, the army, the woods, log cabins, sewers, boomers, smokers, zombies, your mom...
Gamer: Left 4 dead sucks on xbox.
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A hilarious mockumentary starring Kirstin Dunst, Denise Richards, and Kirstie Alley (skinny, then fat, then skinny, then fat, then skinny... FETTUCCINI!!!!)
This non-stop laughter-causing movie has got it all, from mentally disabled characters showing off their nether-regions, to trailer park-bombings, to pedophilia! Pop in this wonderful DVD and let the chaos ensue!
Drop Dead Gorgeous is the best mockumentary ever made!
Denise Richards is in Drop Dead Gorgeous!? She's such and easy bake oven! (See def. for easy bake oven)
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Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.
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A very vague and ambiguous phrase used to describe the process of dying in the game of Fortnite.
The boys, "Jem, where are you getting shot from."
Jon Cornish replies, "DEAD TING, DEAD TING, DEAD TING."
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The worst show on television. Every episode is just horrible.
Fred: I watched Drop Dead Diva with my wife.
John: Fuck! I'm so sorry bro. Will you be okay?
Fred: I don't think I can go on.
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US: A death row prisoner on his terminal walk to eternity inherites the unenviable title of 'dead man walking'.
As the prisoner set of for his last walk to the gas chamber the other con's slowly shook there heads from side to side and muttered 'dead man walking'.
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The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.
This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.
Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.
You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:
1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.
2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.
3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.
4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
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