Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.
Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."
Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"
"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"
"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
An incrediby disrespectful, derogatory term for a Police Officer. "Donkey Biscuit" began gaining traction with Black Lives Matter supporters in Baltimore, Portland, and New York. The term is often chanted at the police as an insult, typically resulting in the officer becoming enraged and shouting back at protestors. The terms origins are unclear, but it is HIGHLY offensive to most police officers.
"Fuck this donkey biscuit ass pig"
" These donkey biscuits is craaaazy, riiight?"
"Fuck 12, ya moms box is lit, you aint shit but a donkey biscuit"
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night
When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...
;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.
A donkey that shits out a dinosaur
Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur
Timmy yea my dog ate him
Tommy holly shit
A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"