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The action of bending down and swooshing the feathers on the side of a duck in a circular motion.
The phrase is used as a alternative to fuck off
Cohen: your looking pretty short there buddy.
Buddy: go fluff a duck you dirty smuck
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Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.
Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!
A. Hurry up a finish you're ciggerate
B. Ok let me just duck it out
Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks
Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*
When a guy is eating his woman out, and she quacks out a fart so loud that he runs out the front door and no one can find him for three days cuz he so scared.
Yo, Tariq went down on Denisha, and that bitch duck bombed him so bad, nobody can find him.
Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.