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an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.
I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.
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That person on facebook who always finds the really cool groups and usually likes about 50 groups a day.
Keria is a facebook groupie, she likes about 50 groups a day.
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When facebook updates you to a newer, suckier version of itself without your consent.
Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.
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When your Facebook status message says "is sleeping."
If Amy's Facebook status says, "Amy is sleeping," Amy must have been sleep-facebooking.
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a nurse who works the first and last hour of their shift
the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.
that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor
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Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.
When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom
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a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately
damn bro jensen is such a facebook whore
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