French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.

Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

French Bias

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.

"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.

"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."

French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra

It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight

French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"