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Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.
Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.
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(hun'drid hand slap)
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1. The one Street Fighter move that EVERYBODY knows how to do.
2. E. Honda's signataure move from Capcom's "Street Fighter" video game series. Performed by pressing any punch-button rapidly.
From Japanese "Hyaku Retsu Harite" (lit., "Hundred Violent Sumo Hands")
‘The first move I ever learned in Street Fighter was the hundred hand slap.’
‘Dude, don't be cheap. Quit doing the hundred hand slap.’
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When a lesbian is young and undiscovered they place their hand on the hip bone lower than normal causing an awkward look.
Look at my old photos, you can totally see my lesbian hip hand. I should of known I liked girls then.
When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.
Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.
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is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session
i am havin a hand to gland combat
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verb; to masturbate.
Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
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To hold a girl's hand of whom you like, but crush it until it starts bleeding, then proceed to slap your penis all over her face.
What happened to Camille last night?
She got FACKED up from Ryans hand scolding..
OUCH!
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