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Episcopal High School

High school in Alexandria, VA where girls get up at 6 AM everyday to straighten their hair, then put on clothing that makes them look like tye-died watermelons or oversized easter eggs. All the guys look exactly the same as well, and after school and on weekends get out their pink polos and skater shoes and go longboarding. Episcopal kids can't play sports, as much as they'd like to think they can.

A few days in the life of Episcopal:
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.

by Rob Hershey June 21, 2005

201πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


tallwood high school

a high school located in virginia beach(almost chesapeake) where they newly tore up the "homey" carpet and put down the ugliest tile i have ever seen. a place where adderall is not tolerated. the only good thing about it is the drama department that doesnt even get the recognition it should.

mrs mims is evil.

and most of the graduates attend TCC..tidewater community college...aka tallwood country club...

A: "you graduated from tallwood?"
B: "yes"
A: "so does that mean you are going to TCC?"
B:"yes...."

by KtotheAtotheTIE December 3, 2004

56πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Massaponax High School

This is the largest high school in its district. There are a wide variety of cliques ranging from your typical emo kiddie, to goth, to demi-gangster, to real gangsters. Though it is hard to find the real "gangsters" and real "goths". The school is highly obsessed in school spirit due to the very good football team. The school has somewhere between 1500 and 2000 students and desperately needs to expand its building. Though it is the largest school the overrate this incredibly to much and just need to live with it.

"I attend Massaponax High School"

by David Melone November 16, 2005

70πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Freedom High School

Home of the Eagles. This school is swagged out to the max, and is ridiculously ghetto. But seriously the students at this school rob each other and bitch at each other like emotionally disturbed women on a never ending period. Theyre is no sense of togetherness and it is a common phrase to type "Freedumb". Theyre are some fairly attractive women, for example, morgan toelle. But the dudes at Freedom are no taller than 6" and the average arm size is a twig. Everyones really nice and lovable and all the hate makes no sense. Most everyone fronts like they "dont give a fuck", but in reality everyone does or they do drugs. All the drug dealers bojangle you and the biggest problem for everyone on weekends is finding a place to party.

"Freedom High School sucks" - Average Student

by TheRealestinNOVA August 17, 2011

17πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


stansbury high school

peice of shit school with hillbillies and wannabe gangsters and juggalos also home to the program

stansbury high school is so gay

by xxdeeznutzxx May 6, 2011

17πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Merrillville High School

The "new" ghetto high school of the region. Merrillville used to be nice back when everyone from Gary STAYED in Gary. Now the only people who think it's nice are the people from Gary who have trashed it. Don't let anybody fool you. Merrillville is a suburban ghetto. Those who say otherwise are the problem. If you are looking for greener pastures, Crown Point, Indiana is much nicer.

Merrillville High School is the ass crack of the suburban schools in the region.

by MerrillvilleSucks February 13, 2012

65πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Mashpee High School

A place filled with snakes and kids that think they’re cool, they juul and use their dab pens in the bathroom which is pretty cool but besides that, everyone is a fag

John- β€œWhat school do u go to?”

Peter- β€œMashpee High school”

John- β€œDamn, must be fake af”

by Mashpee Kid January 24, 2019

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž