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Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013


Squiggle Brain

A whimsical and affectionate term used to describe the thought processes of someone with ADHD. Much like a squiggly line, a Squiggle Brain doesn't follow a straight path; it darts around with bursts of creativity, spontaneity, and a touch of chaos. While it may seem unpredictable to others, a Squiggle Brain is full of energy and innovative ideas, always ready to think outside the lines.
Opposite of Square Brain.

With my Squiggle Brain, I might start five projects at once, but you can bet at least one of them will be a masterpiece!

by CloverLief August 8, 2024


Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018


bryce brain broken

When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.

the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters

"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain

by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 28, 2024


Brain washed

To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.

Karen: i only listen to CNN
Tim: i only listen to FOX
Bill: you're both brain washed

by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022


brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.

man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.

by space trip January 30, 2018


flying brain

This is a favorite trip toy of mine. One would take a single piece of newspaper, forming a ball with air in it and twist the bottom. Then, one light the twisted up part of the bottom and the ball will fill with hot air and rise. As it continues to burn, the ball, now the brain catches fire while floating high abovet and it looks like blood vessels in a brain pulsing with light. Pretty damn trippy!

When playing with with a flying brain, you should probably have some water close by dude......whoa man thats trippy!

by FloydianTrip July 4, 2010