Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day

Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck

Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps

Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.

poo sock

when you shit into a sock and keep it

kyle has a poo sock

sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

socks with bows

Something a Bianca would wear.

OMG! Socks with bows? You are such a Bianca.