The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr
Girl: OMG I got a BF
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?
Yeah that one!
Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES
Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.
Quit being a Jacob Athens man
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!