Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid
one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .
Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }
A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.
That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.
A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't
damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face