One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.
Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!
Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!
Mexican dry-wallers or carpenters
Look at that new house! It's being attacked by sheetrock ninjas!
the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.
Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!