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When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.
I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom
Something that someone named Chloe always says.
Chloe: "LAY EGGS"
Everyone: "stfu"
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.
Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.
Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside
Me: she ducking eggs hard
Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can
I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday