An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
A man named mick having a threesome with a woman and another man during which Mick gets his cock sucked by the other man to his and her delight
Come on over for a"the Mickle pickle"
The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.
"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?
mean, rude, just anything bad; it can also mean something frisky if you know what i mean 😏
“Apple is being such a pickled pear today 😡”
Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.
Having struck out at the bar John went to the pickle raffle up the road for a quickie.