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Sam

Monkey

Sam lik banana

by The writer of beyond thoughts. December 30, 2021


Sam

Sam is the most stunning, beautiful person in this world. Their smile, their eyes, all the gestures will drive you crazy. Sam is a flower person. They love art and reading, get hyperfixations quickly, they like analyzing stuff but won't get even the most direct signals, so unless you are brave enough, they will never know you like them. Sam's your ex, your bestie and your crush, all at the same time. Loving nature, their dog, being alone but also comfortable socializing. Even though they don't know, they're really loved and popular. They care too much about other's opinion but they don't let that stop them. If you meet a Sam, never let go.

Sam *exists*
Me: Omg omg don't confess your crush they're so damn beautiful *dies from love*

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023


Sam

Sam: To be the most incredible person in the world and to reign over of those smaller than he

Boy: WOW! That man is so Sam. It's like the Gods sent him from the heavens
Girl: ...

by Le Bunana February 12, 2017


Sam

Sam is a massive pussy who is too scared to walk over a rock and has to ask people to crawl under them to show him the way. Biggest pussy going and cries when he gets stuck

Im stuck on a mountain doing a sam

by Insertnamehere0707 November 22, 2021


Sam

Sam is the best boyfriend ever probably one of the nicest people i know and honestly i would give him the whole world

" Sam is the best thing to happen to me"

by lunatheappledemon October 11, 2022


Sam

unbelievably horny

Yeah.. Sam unironically sucked my dick on discord

by Aerodynamic Baby October 12, 2022


Sam

she slays the day away today☀️☀️

random person: sam is so emo but also she slays

"im not emo im depressed theres a difference🖤"

by defnotmimi August 14, 2023