when you believe you can do more mature activities because you're in highschool.
"I snuck out yesterday"
"You have highschool syndrome"
"What's that?"
"You think now because you are in highschool you can bad things"
A condition coined by Psychologist TK Adams, Dinkleberg Syndrome is when one has an obsessive disdain for another who is minding his own business. This phenomenon can be traced back to it's reference to Nickelodeon cartoon "Fairly Odd Parents," where the protagonist's father would blame Mr. Dinkleberg for all of his problems. Dinkleberg, on the other hand, would be oblivious to such hating and continued to better himself. If prescribed with Dinkleberg Syndrome, please seek professional help from a psychologist or therapist.
Man 1: I hate that nigga *Man 3*, he don't deserve shit he got. If I could ever get as successful as him I woulda been tripled what he got
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here
When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.
Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.
When you havent been medically diagnosed with a mental disorder, but the way you talk and act makes it obvious that you should be.
"bruh, is James mentally retarded"
"don't know. I think he's just got Jett Syndrome"
when you literally can’t spell for shit even if your life depended on it
tyler: hey broski i think i have stephpantie syndrome😔😔
drake: gods plan
tyler: aemn brohter 🙏🙏
That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.
“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off”
The phenomena that occurs when individuals, mainly those who identify as males, project an image of themselves as woke, affluent, and goal-oriented. However, the individual engages in hypocritical behavior where they use their status to gain sexual favors without being in a relationship.
Person 1: Hey friend, I’m really into this guy but I’m not sure he’s into me.
Person 2: He definitely has Drake Syndrome because I saw him with another girl the other day. He acts like he’s so cool, but he’s just trying to find who’s DTF.
Friend 1: Good thing you told me! I don’t want a fuck-boy.