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A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.
Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.
V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-
a person named tom but is also a homosexual, should be called tom pato.
hey is that tom, aint he gay? ,well we call him Tom Pato for a reason
Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)
“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.
A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log
Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!