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when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"
retard: shits pants
autistic kid: hey shit pants
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When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face
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phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention
Dude, these arent even my pants
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in disbelief to the fullest extent.
incomprehensible.
Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
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When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."
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In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.
"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."
"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."
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To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.
Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.
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